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Once Played for the Mets |
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Looks like a used car dealer from Long Island |
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Whines and complains |
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Unnecessarily acquired flop |
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Likes race car driving |
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Is Lou Gorman |
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Remembered for terrible mistake |
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Is a greedy bastard |
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Played well only when it didn't matter |
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Came up through Sox system |
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Eccentric as hell, or at least a little |
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Is a Boston guy |
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We didn't care if he sucked |
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Is Nomar Garciaparra |
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Is not Lou Gorman, Bucky Dent or Mookie |
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Never pitched a no-hitter and lost |
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Whacked a homer in the World Series |
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Regular guy who came up big when it counted |
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Verdict: The Doormatt is one of Fenway's clearest examples of a buffoon. Signed by Lou Gorman, The Doormatt has come to be a symbol of ineptitude, bad timing and desperation for Red Sox fans. |